The Hills Are Alive

So you think you know what happened in Austria? How easily you were lulled into a false sense of security by the images of happy skipping nuns and rosy cheeked children portrayed by Hollywood. Well cover your ears as you are surrounded by the sound of shattered illusions and broken dreams, because The Blag it! Theatre Company are here to bring you the truth behind the charade.

Maria was always depicted as a 'problem' nun, but the depths to which she has sunk can only truly be revealed here today. Late night drinking sessions, gambling debts and unspeakable acts with lonely goatherds all conspire to leave The Abbess with no choice but to send her to The Hills Priory rehab clinic.

But be warned, the Priory is not all that it appears. The array of optics, beer kegs and a tidy profit in the till, all lead us to believe that it is not only holy spirits that are worshipped here.

To reveal too much more would be unseemly. Whilst I am sure you are reeling from the secrets already revealed, as the cast are still unable to fathom the plot it would be inappropriate that the audience be given an upper hand.

Needless to say, dysfunctional children, a manic Countess, a hapless Count with a vampire fixation and a Buttons who seems to be in completely the wrong play all add to the mayhem which is known as The Talking Heads Christmas Show.

So relax, sit back, and numb your senses of taste & decency for...

.......THE HILLS ARE ALIVE